A woman finds her husband packing a suitcase,and asks him what he’s doing.”I’m moving to London,” he replies.

“I hear that gigolos there get paid £200 for doing what I do for you for free”.
“Really?”she says.”And how will you live on £400 a year?”
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Why Don’t men wear tight underwear?
It cuts off the ciculation to their brains.
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A husband moans to his wife:”You should start washing your knickers in Slim Fast.It might make your fat bottom thinner.”
The next day he puts on his pants to find they’re covered in powder.”Have you put talc on my pants?”he asks.
“No,love.”she replies.”It’s called Miracale Grow.”

Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones Hell Raiser.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a smile on the night shift.!!

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